A while ago I listed some of Tabitha’s more unusual habits. Well, it’s now a few months down the line and she’s added a whole load more to the list!
1. Organising the fridge. She loves nothing more than a good sort out of all the bottles and jars. If she can find some cherry tomatoes to scoff at the same time then she’d be in there all day!
2. Emptying all the pots and pans from the drawer and crashing them down onto the tiled kitchen floor… Then putting them all back in again and repeating.
3. Clattering the hand-held Hoover through the table and chair legs. If the Hoover’s not to hand then her yellow car or activity toy will suffice.
4. Pressing all the buttons on the stereo and pulling the fronts off of the speakers (although we’ve ruined this for her now by securing them in place with rubber bands!). If there are any CDs out then they have to be thrown on the floor.
5. Holding onto my finger while she steps up and down – and walks along – the small ledge of the fire-place (thankfully she mostly leaves the coal be now).
6. Putting my keys into the lower keyhole of the front door (note the upgrade from her finger).
7. Finding the toilet roll and ripping it into tiny little pieces – all over the bathroom floor!
8. Going to our bedroom and stealing pebbles from the plant pots in the window (again we’ve ruined her fun with this one by removing all the stones – we’re such spoil sports!)
9. Opening and closing the kitchen bin… Yes, she still has an obsession with that darn bin.
10. Changing the TV channel with the remote – she seems to favour the more obscure channels – and sometimes turning the volume up really, really loud!
11. Pressing and holding the button on the iPad so that it activates voice control. The amount of times I hear Siri saying “sorry, I didn’t quite get that…”.
12. Going to her room and finding a tied-up nappy sack – then dragging it (or maybe two if she’s lucky) along the corridor and into the living room.